Saturday, October 17, 2009

Dear Late Night Total Gym Infomercial


Chuck Norris.
Christy Brinkley.
Steve Guttenberg.
Wesley Snipes.

Wow.

And if your stellar "it" (circa 1987) line-up wasn't enough, watching Christy do her "favorite exercises" with their sexual undertones all the while knowing her sex-addict husband left her for another woman makes me feel icky.

And yet I watch...on a Friday night...reminded that I am home...and pathetic.

Damn you.

Love,
Me

PS - they list Wesley Snipes as an actor/martial artist. WTF?! Since when did he become either of those things?