Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Dear Decaf Coffee...

I am utterly confused by your purpose in life. As I stand in line watching the lady in front of me order you at 8:30 in the morning, I wonder..."Why?". I mean really...what good does that do? If its purely to have the coffee taste without the wake-me-up-and-keep-me-going effects of the caffeine, isnt that kinda superficial? Like dating a gorgeous playboy bunny with no brains? I guess if it were like that, Id expect more men to drink you.

So, Im just left wondering...

To each his own, I guess. Carry on.

Love,
Me