Dear Karen F. Owens...

I gotta say, your Duke F@%K List has caused quite the stir.  Girl, if you're gonna put all your business out there, be prepared for the fallout.  Still, I have to admit, that was ONE entertaining read!  I laughed...it reminds me of the conversations I have (in private, mind you) with my girlfriends.

Couple things I find confusing:

How is it that with all the brew-ha-ha about the "Subjects" you go into detail describing, YOU haven't gotten much flack for being such a floozy!  I mean, c'mon! You slept with the entire team(s), practically.

Also, I gotta say, I was surprised to find that you're not that even that pretty!  And some of those guys were pretty hot.  Well, you did mention that most of them were under extreme alcohol-influence.  (this is not one of your best pictures, BTW)

In any case, you go girl...get yourself some...though I doubt you'll be welcomed back to Duke for homecoming any time soon...

PS - just in case you forgot what you put out there, here's a link to it (Duke F List)..drill down to the "document in full" section for the whole shabang!  Enjoy! (oh and if you're curious enough (as I just so happened to be), you can google this thing and find copies of the doc w/ the faces of the guys NOT blurred out...just sayin')

Love,
Me

Dear iPad...

I think I'm in love with you.

I want to touch you.  I want to get to know everything about you and how you can best serve me in my life.  You make things easy for me.  And even though you're a lot smaller than the others I've had, you please me...like they say: size doesn't matter if you know what to do with it.  And you do, iPad, yes, you do.

I love that you can so easily change positions for me...any way I like it.  You impress my parents and my family and I'm sure once my friends get to know you, they'll love you too.  So what if you lack certain traits.  Nobody's perfect. You rock in all the important stuff.  And you're pretty...god, you're pretty.  I feel important when we're together. People take notice and ask me about you.  They're jealous...they want you too.

I don't know how long this infatuation will last.  But, for now, you and me are going everywhere together.

*sigh*...

xoxo,
Me