I understand that taking it slow means that I may not get everything I want out of this relationship.  But, I'm willing.  Plus, I'm hecka lazy and have a fear of commitment.  I get bored easily.  And though I appreciate you trying to mix-it-up for me, I'm still gonna have to take a step back.  So, let's just play it by ear, ok?
Not gonna press "play" tonight.  Maybe tomorrow? I'll text you...
Love, 
Me