Dear Online Traffic Schools

Let's just put it all on the table, shall we? I despise you. From the very essence of my being, I HATE you. Probably the least enjoyable 3 hours I have spent in some time was dedicated to telling you how many categories of regulatory signs California has, and what you should do in icy weather (I live in San Francisco). That being said, I must admit that you are quite effective as a preventive tool. I NEVER want to hang out with you again, and to make sure that I don't, I am going to start being the most by-the-rules driver in the city. So here's to you, Online Traffic School, with a hearty F*** you and a nice boot in the ass as I kick you out the door.

Lovingly Yours,
Me