Sunday, October 11, 2009

Dear Beer...


Its true...you are currently the most intimate relationship I have right now in my life. I spend more time with you than anyone else these days. You are luscious, fun, and you satisfy my desires.

But, as good as you are TO me, you're not good FOR me. I fear people will get the wrong idea about our relationship and think less of me. Plus, being with you makes me fat.

I've decided I need some space. I can't see you for the rest of the month...no, not even on Mondays to watch football together. I hope you'll understand. Trust me, this is harder on me than it is on you.

"I wish I knew how to quit you"

Love,
Me