Brace yourself. In a little over 2 weeks' time, I will descend upon your shores. I warn you now. Hide your children. Lock everyone indoors. I will do my best to cover that which should not be seen. But, its January. We've had a sunless winter. And I've gluttonously been enjoying food and drink without remorse.
This will be very, very scary.
Consider yourself warned.
Love,
Me
