I don't understand you. You remind me of the matrix; just page after page of meaningless and unending data that scrolls on forever. What am I supposed to do with you? I can't even find people I know because people don't use their real names. I finally find someone that I know, and the longest message I can send them is about 3 words long. Everyone includes a link to even more information whenever they type something, and what am I supposed to do, click on each one of those individual links? I don't have time for you. I'll keep my account, but only to pester Susan with it.
Lovingly Yours,
Me