Dear Lost Wallet...

I'll miss you.

I'll miss the drivers license I've had since I was 20 and the picture that made me look thin and made my false weight almost believable.

I'll miss my Sports Authority receipt that was going to allow me to return the extra pair of goggles, gloves, and hat that I never ended up using...and the $100+ dollars that would have been credited back to my Amex.

I'll miss my $10 Starbucks card that I had tucked away in there.

I'll miss the $40 cash.

I'll miss how the Coach billfold was the perfect size for me to carry around even in the ultra-small clutches I'd take on nights out.

I'll miss the 10+ hours it will take me to cancel my credit cards, go to the DMV to get a new drivers license, and try and convince the TSA to allow me fly domestically the next two weeks for the business and pleasure trips I have planned (the new DL will take up to 6 weeks and no, I don't have a passport)

Quite the pain and inconvenience you've caused by getting lost.

Thanks.

Love,
Me