Your snoring is ridonkulous. I could hear it all the way downstairs. And now, in the adjacent bedroom, its like your nose is right up against a microphone and the bass on the amp is turned to its highest level and the concert hall speakers are in the corner of my bedroom at this moment. How the hell does anyone make such a sound with just their human body? Shocking.
I'm laying here with my earbuds on, the music playing, and yes, I can still hear you...
At least I'll be awake when Santa visits our house tonight...
Love,
Me
