There is a reason people do NOT want to go see you and put it off for as long as possible. There is absolutely nothing pleasant about these visits.
Last November, I bit the bullet and allowed you to shove your hands into my stretched-to-the-max mouth and very painfully poke, prod, chisel, and shove a new crown on my molar. I didn't appreciate that for the several months following, anything hot, cold, sweet, crunchy, or salty triggered an increasingly sensitive and painful reaction on that same tooth.
Now, you make me come back only to find that I need to consult with a root canal specialist? Are you serious?
F' you. You suck. I hate you. I sometimes think the hillbillies are on to something by just letting all their teeth fall out. At least then they don't have to pay you to do it for them! Bah!
Love,
Me
